January 28, 2017 (New York, New York) – During her confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of Education last week, Betsy DeVos launched a crusade to raise awareness around an important, but unaddressed issue facing American schools – the threat of grizzly bears. DeVos cited the threat of bears as the primary reason for … Continue reading Betsy DeVos Takes Hardline Stance on Bear Control in U.S. Schools
Jan. 16, 2017 New York - Earlier this week, the Interdimensional Treaty Organization ("IDTO") passed legislation that bans certain species from engaging in interdimensional travel. The legislation was passed by a vote of 1.7 million to 436. Humans of Earth are one of seven species that have been added to the travel ban list. One legislator … Continue reading Interdimensional Travel Ban for Humans of Earth
Following the 2016 election and his decisive defeat, Donald J. Trump departed Earth for Mars. Trump brought with him years of business experience as a real estate developer.