Operating a Criminal Enterprise: Lessons from the Fourth Grade

Disclaimer: none of the below constitutes an admission of guilt and nothing herein may be used in any court of law or in any action or proceeding brought by any governmental authority. I wasn't born a criminal. No one comes into life with an innate desire to commit crime. Sometimes, you're presented with opportunities where … Continue reading Operating a Criminal Enterprise: Lessons from the Fourth Grade

The confessions of someone who took a couple yoga classes one summer

Disclaimer: the intended audience for this article are those unfamiliar with yoga and curious to learn what a first-time experience might feel like. I like to learn something new each summer. Last summer I took up sketching so that I could say I'm an artist when I go on dates. The summer before that, in … Continue reading The confessions of someone who took a couple yoga classes one summer

Betsy DeVos Takes Hardline Stance on Bear Control in U.S. Schools

January 28, 2017 (New York, New York) – During her confirmation hearing for the position of Secretary of Education last week, Betsy DeVos launched a crusade to raise awareness around an important, but unaddressed issue facing American schools – the threat of grizzly bears. DeVos cited the threat of bears as the primary reason for … Continue reading Betsy DeVos Takes Hardline Stance on Bear Control in U.S. Schools

Interdimensional Travel Ban for Humans of Earth

Jan. 16, 2017 New York - Earlier this week, the Interdimensional Treaty Organization ("IDTO") passed legislation that bans certain species from engaging in interdimensional travel. The legislation was passed by a vote of 1.7 million to 436. Humans of Earth are one of seven species that have been added to the travel ban list. One legislator … Continue reading Interdimensional Travel Ban for Humans of Earth